Lies Side-Chicks will Hear Today

You see, what had happened was…

My phone broke, was lost, or dead.

I didn’t have any reception.

My car wouldn’t start…

I had to work overtime.

…the way my account is set up… (Kevin Hart voice)

I got stuck in a ditch!

…I had to go to the hospital!

I was planning to celebrate with you this weekend…

My friend got arrested, so I had to bail him out of jail!

I have the stomach flu.

I twisted my ankle.

My dog died.

When I got home from work I was so tired, I fell asleep..

I decided to spend Valentines Day with my mom.

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If you heard any of these excuses for not be showered with love on Valentine’s Day, you might be a side-chick!

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Never play second best to any other woman. You deserve to be a priority, not an option! A man should shower you with love daily, but at least, on Valentine’s Day!

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